Blogging skills?

So I've been told lately that I should blog.....multiple times.  I hysterically begged to differ, however, as I feel like I am most clever audibly, rather than while recording thoughts on a computer screen.  It's almost as bad as having to listen to a recording of myself talking on a tape recorder.  It just doesn't sound as much like me as when it was being recorded.  Oh well, I'll try to make it worth your time.   

If I could have my way, I would be able to work from home, blogging away my days about all sorts of things:  restaurant reviews, toy reviews, my design projects, house upgrades, cooking...and I'd make boku bucks doing just this.  There has to be more to life than only making a few cents each month off of Google ads, right?  Become a professional blogger would justify my passionate desire to have a gigantic desktop Mac.  A little white MacBook just won't cut it when it comes to blogging with the big dogs. 

So here I go, I am going to very much attempt to turn myself into a regular blogger, rather than just a person who somehow manages to throw a few clever phrases into conversation every now and then and resultantly feels like I'm on top of the witty world.  Hopefully, as my blogging skills improve, so will my photography skills.  My poor Nikon is just collecting dust.  And away we go...

(shout out to SarDau for the encouragement!)